Dumbmockracy: 2014

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Tales From the CBC Sex Dungeon

Dean A. Del Mastro (born August 16, 1970)
is a former Canadian politician.
He represented Peterborough in the
House of Commons of Canada as
a member of theConservative Party
from January 23, 2006 until November 5, 2014.
After being charged by Elections Canada
with falsifying election documents and
knowingly exceeding the Election spending
limit, he resigned from the Conservative caucus.

I am your host Jian Ghomeshi

The details of which are still kind of sketchy

I was brought into the loop by Shelagh Rogers

On "Sounds Like Canada" for all you bloggers

Back in those days I wasn't dodgers

Or for that matter, even as bonkers

Taking the focus off me,
Now how about you?

This is "Q"

OK on your program today:

Dean Del Mastro

Was plotting like Castro
With his head in the astro
Looking like a bad case of gastro
A court ruled, fraudster

Not guilty now,

Seems quite odd sir!

Another snake in the grass
Of the Canadian elite
Looking to catch a break,on Easy Street
Mickey Mouse Court, made barely a squeak
The Elections Canada Act is a little mouse-EEK!
More like a paper tiger

Not even close to a Walking Dead biter!

The Conservative party of incorruptible morals

Seems contented to rest on their laurels

Former Parliament Hill
staffer allege2 MPs
sexually harassed him
Jian Ghomeshi affair
has allowed people
to come forward

The press paint the issue like trivial quarrels
While covering the smell with political florals

Conservative "income splitting", for one

Will smell like roses they're shitting, when they're done

Another Conservative white wash
Shine a light on, to put on the kibosh
Molesting, pervert MP's run amok in Ottawa
Canadians wake up to see the flaw!

Bringing you the CBC Sex Dungeon Too
This is "Q"
Choking your ass until you're blue
This is "Q"
On the CBC you only see what we want you to
This is "Q"

Also on your show today:

Why did the CBC keep me around?
Because I got them ratings, that's what they found
Even if I fancied sex slaves, gagged and bound
I am the king the CBC crowned

Jian Ghomeshi: How he got away with it

The "professional managerial class"
The corporately entrenched uber-crass
The CBC latte sucking capitalist ass
Well hi there, I just got me a pass!

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Back To The Future In Iraq

America the dutiful picks up the slack
The globalist liars are taking us back
Back To The Future inside of Iraq
Marty McFly, this time he's Black

The DeLorean gassed up and ready to go
With Harper, Merkel and Cameron in tow
The "Doc Browns" of the UN have a plutonium glow

DeLorean DMC-12

Terrorists can't be white, yeah right, we know!

The global community is back on track
To do Republican's bidding, along with Barack
They're leading the world into a full scale attack
When it comes to war, these elites have a knack

Elite kids are never killed in the front-line
Paul Ryan ain't lyin' in a box made of pine
Canada Conservative hawks, constantly whine
For Liberals to develop a more murderous spine

If you think about it
It's all quite insane
To conjure up the ghost of Saddam Hussein
Our leaders keep the past alive in our brain
The press salivate over the wreck of a train

The purpose of the American led mission
They say to "degrade" ISIS through attrition
A media catchall with a sexual disposition
Heightening awareness by perceiving submission

It's Back To The Future of a Kurdish coalition
The U.S. backed Saddam's nerve gas decision

The U.S. knew Hussein
was launching
some of the
worst chemical
attacks in history --
and still gave him a hand.

In 1988 America was a Mid East mortician
Hauling more bodies than a death row physician

Thousands of Kurdish civilians died
When Saddam passed gas, no one could hide
Ronald Reagan sanctioned Kurdish genocide
From outrage, globalists, conveniently shied
Their mockery of the 1925
Geneva Protocol, America ratified
Today in Syria continues to collide
Disposable bodies all racially stratified

With the CIA around, feel rest assured
Elite Western interests are firmly secured

95,000 Iranian child
soldiers were made casualties
during the Iran–Iraq War,
mostly between the ages
of 16-17, but a few
even younger than that.

Iranian soldier killed in action

Iranian soldier with gas mask in the battlefield

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Who Is The Biggest Troll Of Them All?

Kate McCann and her husband
Gerry McCann, parents of missing
British toddler Madeleine McCann,
face a lot of online abuse. Brenda
Leyland took to commenting on the
McCanns often on Twitter feeling there
was a miscarriage of justice in the case.
She was labelled a Troll but should she be?
(Patricia de Melo Moreira/AFP/Getty Images)

Divorcee
Mrs Brenda Leyland
was found dead
in a hotel room
on Saturday,
three days after she
was unmasked
as one of dozens
of online critics
who had posted messages
about the McCanns.

The Western press is socially irresponsible
Their imposed duress, publicly unconscionable
Their Ebola propaganda, purposely unclear
The weeds of fear choke off your air

Against your fellows you may turn
News media has no news to learn
Their self interested experts yearn
To give a Western perspective

On Liberia's affected

News media's shallow portrayal

Michael Jordan Thomas Eric Duncan
(Liberian, died of
Ebola in Texas hospital)

Of Ebola victims, is a racist betrayal
Can you tell a Liberian man from another Black male?
It's an intellectual form of blackmail
You're only a threat if you're not pale!

The same is true of ISIS in Syria

The press garners interest through mass hysteria!
News media supports government secrecy
Speculative analysis, reported with frequency

Picture our news as a baloney sandwich
And we left the meat, out the damned fridge

Omar Al-Shishani, or “Omar the Chechen,
” has emerged as the face of Islamic
State of Iraq and
Al-Sham (ISIS) fighters in Syria.

We'd throw it away in the damned ditch

Bad meat ain't served to the grand rich

News stories with more holes than Swiss cheese

Made the Western press into a dog with fleas
Heavy on the conjecture pour on the sleaze

We don't want know the truth, hold the facts please!

Real news conveys public views
Not the daily stories the press pick and choose
Public engagement of information
Is not passive mastication of regurgitation

Robbins' Fetid Baloney Sandwich

Freedom of the press
Facilitates corporate greed and excess
Financial backers of politics in the West
Are responsible for the political mess
The press owe the public legal redress
To hold bad actors accountable for political chess

Freedom of the press does't exist to appease
Bad actors in Congress like the 2 of these
John Boehner and Lindsey Graham
Use the war card in the press and play them

Itchy dog

Conservatives in Ottawa and Britain, purport mayhem
Little scaredy kittens, who are dead in the brain stem

If the press are centralized and corporately financed
How can the press work for profit and the truth stand a chance?
Why doesn't the press ever take a definitive stance?
Have you learned how to do the Ebola, IS, ISIS, and ISIL dance?

You put your [gullibility] in,
You put your [critical thinking] out
You put your [fainting couch] in
And you [tremble and] shake about

To do the Okey Dokey
Don't speak or make a sound
To turn your [doubt] around

Red upholstered fainting couch.

Don't ever stand your ground
That's what it's all about!

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Say Hi To The Same Bad Guy

Go ahead make your pick

Elizabeth Moyer is just
one of several TDSB
trustees accused of
filing questionable
expense claims.

Can Toronto afford -
Another political trick?
John Tory or Doug Ford
Doesn't matter which box you tick

For the record
They're the same guy anyway
No need for political discord
Feel like you're "over a barrel"
Like the Toronto District School Board
Leaders beware of the Damocles sword!

Careful,
The next four years are crucial
One wrong move
And our lives could be:
Nasty, solitary, shortish and brutal
The only lasting hope for our society
Depends on, in its entirety
The exuberance of our youthful
Canada's out of shape
Our feds were untruthful!

Mister Tory needs to answer for
Supporting Netanyahu's filthy war

KEITH BEATY /
TORONTO STAR
John Tory, seen last
weekend, would want
the city to pull funding
of the Pride parade if
Queers Against Israeli Apartheid
takes part, he said
Friday at a debate.

Chiding, Queers Against Israeli Apartheid
A political ploy he used to deride
With hate rhetoric to stem his tide
From the anti-Semite label that he applied
To cast aspersion over happy Gay Pride!

With John Tory

Toronto will be mourning glory

Defender of Western Interests
Brought to you by:

Washington and its

Ottawa mistress
The antithesis

Of freedom;

Blood red like Esau and Edom

The facilitators of greed,

Do you heed them?
Bombing civilians into oblivion
At Hellfire speed

With Forrest Gump's mental fuzz
The public always follow, just because
Like the crowd crossing at the red light was,
As stupid is as stupid does

If Tory builds it they will come
A subway monstrosity for an

Peter J. Thompson/National PostMayoral candidate
Olivia Chow, left,
shakes hands with
Sam, right, prior
to taking part in
a debate about disability
issues with John
Tory at Ryerson University,
Monday Sept. 22, 2014.

8 billion sum
Ballooning to 16 billion and costing too much to run
Add in the transfer tax and your head will go numb
Toronto's 7 year old mutant will be born in 2021

Shiny new things always sound good
But never do they cost what they should
The last thing Toronto needs, is to expand
It's too fat already
Judging by its pudgy little hands
53 kilometer system, 5 interchanges and 22 stops
Is redundant like their list of condos and cops
And the build more roads theory
Where did that get us?
Too many commuters and not enough bus

Part of Tory's plan counts on Metrolinx
Their user unfriendly Presto card really stinks
For Smart Track will they pony up dough?
With a 12.5 provincial shortfall, it's unlikely though

In 7 years when political faces rearrange
Gambling on gas plants left us no spare change
No buses now? Sounds kind of strange
Throwing around money in exchange
Like Gladwell's example of the inverted U
With "unmitigated good", the problem just grew

CHRIS SO / TORONTO STAR
Olivia Chow uses the
backdrop of a condo
construction site at
Eglinton Ave. West
and Widdicombe Hill Blvd
to illustrate her contention
that John Tory's
SmartTrack plan
to build transit from that
location to Mississauga
isn't possible during
a Tuesday press conference.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Wolves In Sheep's Clothing

If you bring up the legacy of George W. Bush

Councillor Rob Ford apologized
at city council today
for remarks he made earlier
this month about “Orientals”
— but it didn’t come easy.

Right wingers shoot back with a push
Those who roll their eyes don't want to admit
Ignoring history makes you bound to repeat it

In Ontario it's much the same with Mike Harris
The thought of him makes most embarrassed
In Toronto's comical mayoral campaign
There's talk of voting in more of the same

Many want a mayor who's a friend to Ottawa
Thinking Toronto will get something, is a flaw
Federal Conservatives hate everything Liberal
Politically based exclusion
In a word
Criminal!
A government not representative of all of its people

DAVID COOPER / TORONTO STAR
Order this photo
John Tory,
who has been touting
his SmartTrack
plan to use GO
train corridors
for transit,
dropped out of a transit
users' debate hours before
it was slated
to be held Monday.

In a word is
Evil!

Mr. John Tory
What is his story?
Private sector corporate types
Make for good fiscal managers right?
A common talking point of the politically trite
It's only beneficial if you're a large corporation
While Jane Q Public succumbs to inflation

We think corporations make all the jobs
We call ourselves average working slobs
We're not so smart we sheepishly say
It's better we keep our thoughts at bay
And hand power over to those with "feet of clay"

How about reminding the John Tory promoters
Locally and Provincially, he was rejected by voters
His bid for PC leadership was a political croaker
He was replaced by Tim Hudak, the political joker
Yet he keeps on resurfacing like a political floater!
He'll say anything to be ranked a political power broker
Under his leadership Toronto will stay mediocre!

John Tory, leader (2004-2009)
Tory came under heavy criticism
from several party member
s following this delay, with
his opponents signalling that
they would continue to call
for an end to what they\
called his 'weak' leadership.[13]

Toronto is top heavy with obesity
Evidenced by wealthy indecency
The symptoms include:
Hording of wealth around the globe
Social blindness on the occipital lobe
Making false promises to give the gullible hope
Avoiding the issues to keep your campaign afloat

What the gullible don't seem to understand
Is the mathematical equation at hand
People over money gets you positive results
Money over people gets you Ford Nation cults

John Tory said he
would delay the
Sheppard East and
Finch LRTs in April.
Mr. Tory was the
only campaigning
candidate who stayed
silent when Tim Hudak
said he’d cancel the Finch
and Sheppard East LRTs.
And after launching his
campaign to build a subway
relief line, calling it
his top priority,
he now won’t invest in subway relief.

Toronto Mayoral candidate
Olivia Chow also threw
her support behind initiatives
that open streets up
to pedestrians, usually
on Sundays, as long as
they have the support of
residents and businesses.
pedestrian fatalities in
Toronto which, her campaign
noted, have hit a ten-year
high under Rob Ford’s watch

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Toronto: Canada's Pet Buffoon

The proboscis monkey
(Nasalis larvatus)
or long-nosed monkey

Does Canada have a hairy pet?
How utterly silly can Toronto get?

Baboon, gorilla, or hairy monkey

Toronto's home to the political flunky!

At the thought of Rod Ford, the elites all cringed

Shuddered the thought of a mayoral crack binge

Picking white specks from off the carpet

Peeking out windows, and being a target

Goodness gracious they couldn't have that

Behind his back, they snickered, he's fat!

The paparazzi zoomed in, on his double chin

Monkey in coat runs
loose at Toronto Ikea parking lot

Now they depict Doug Ford as his evil twin

No flame on a passing torch, is of little worth

A political version, of scorched earth

As for leadership, in Toronto there's a dearth

Harris' amalgamation, to a mutant, gave birth

A monstrosity of a city, a cesspool for greed

Foreign investors made its condo buyers bleed

If you say rent rates are out of control
Then city counsel has no virtues to extol
Create incentives for existing housing
If it's affordability that you're espousing
Lower property taxes on new landlords
Regulate rent amounts people can afford

Toronto condos:
Mike
Harris responsible
for building boom

To the rest of Canada, Toronto profess to be great

Is John Tory's flip flopping a desirable trait?

A Conservative mayor might just be a bad policy conveyor

The loudest screamers on tax, are a danger to the tax payer

Populism's like a political bowel movement
Dumping, provides a temporary improvement
Only to find you have stress and indigestion
It's single occupants in vehicles that creates traffic congestion

How do you solve Toronto's job problem?
Call it youth unemployment, or call it a Joblem

Start with retirement agreements and livable pension plans
Create jobs that have foreseeable life spans
Coveted job perpetuity is no employment driver
A system lacking movement requires more fiber

How do you justify a billion dollar police budget?
When crime stats improve, do police and media fudge it?
Police costs have "Toronto The Good" down on its knees
They're too busy profiling Blacks - hands in the air! Freeze!
Toronto the good, a safe place to live is great
With a cop on every corner it's more like a police state

CBC NEWS
| Sep 8, 2014 | 3:38
Youth unemployment
A new report says
1 in 10 youth living in the GTA
are without a job and are
also not in school.

Torontonians complain about the ol' (white) boys club

You know the ones with power, news media shoulder's rub
Toronto needs a real mayor, not another "friend" to the feds
Someone for which you can say, decency, she has a shred
Don't think friends of Ottawa will curry Toronto favor
A mayor who stands her ground, adds political flavor
Voters rightly fear letting the wrong one in
Let's hope voter Sinophobia won't be colored by spin

Rising police budget draws
few questions from councillors

"It eats up one-quarter of all

property taxes collected

by the City of Toronto"

Sinophobic policies
(such as the
Chinese Exclusion
Act, the Chinese
Immigration Act
of 1923, anti-Chinese
zoning laws and
restrictive covenants,
the policies of Richard
Seddon, and the
White Australia policy)
and pronouncements
on the "yellow peril"
were in evidence
as late as the
mid-20th century
in the Australia,
United States,
Canada, and New Zealand.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

What Would Plato say about N.A.T.O?

Plato: copy of portrait bust by Silanion

What would Plato say about N.A.T.O?
World War III's, their political hot potato
Are N.A.T.O's actions not guided by justice?
And you fault the poets for the broken compass?

Ah, but this is not Kallipolis
Don't look to capitalist neo-cons, to make you free
As you're wont to do with leaders of charlatan fame
Corporate news media and entertainment, one in the same

Take a look at the ISIS crisis
The West must address its mess,

World leaders meet
at the 2014 NATO Summit
on Thursday, September 4, 2014
. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

At the behest, of her highness.
You can't afford to be so naive
Trickery comes from ones, with means up their sleeve!

Don't make love, make war!
Today we are subjects, individuals no more
If we see invaders attacking the Western shore
We'll know for sure, political parties are rotten to the core
Like 911, when the G.O.P. let them in!
When "hearts and minds" cower, they're easy to win

Potato Grenade
by Novibru

What would Plato say today of our youth?
What was your life worth if it didn't stand for truth?
To not stand up for equality, justice and freedom for all
Means you traded it for privilege and comfort before the fall!

Don't think like our parents
And offer undying loyalty and political adherence
Don't think your working will make your kid's life easy
If they're politically disengaged, they're prey for the sleazy

Social justice in Canada, had capsized
Like the search for Franklin, Conservatives franchised
Money is easy to find, for funding politics and war
Like Franklin, it goes missing, if it's for, uplifting the poor

Prime Minister Stephen Harper
listens to details from Parks
Canada's Ryan Harris about
the discovery of one of the ships
from Sir John Franklin's Arctic
expedition, which was lost in 1846
. (Sean Kilpatrick/Canadian Press)

Like Alibaba and Jack Ma's forty thieves
Stolen labor feeds, insatiable Western greed
Justified by the ascension of Chinese middle class speed
Conveniently forgotten, the Chinese wage slave's need
Serfdom the Chinese Communist Party helped make
In the wake, of Western profits they all rake!

What would Plato say about plans of N.A.T.O's?
Splat they go, like a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes
Russia could have been an ally against ISIL
But Cold War's more profitable in the Western news cycle

Don't expect the truth to be trending on your Twitter feed
N.AT.O demand 2% military spending, located in their screed
Conservative cap in hand, makes the Canadian public purse bleed
Wasn't big government spending a talking point they were to heed?

Jack Ma Yun,
Chairman and Chief Executive Officer,
Alibaba Group

Grand Opening of Alibaba
Group Taiwan Branch
"In 2012, two of Alibaba’s
portals together handled
1.1 trillion yuan ($170 billion)
in sales, more than
competitors eBay
and Amazon.com
combined."[3]

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Fear Is Their Business And Business Is Good:The Freakshow In Your Head

Sonny killed in Godfather Castellano murder

On the edge of your sweat drenched seat
Frantically shuffling, tapping your feet
With vice like grip, you hold your chair
A baby deer,
At the television headlight, you stare
Paralyzed by news media's, glorified fear

Hitchcock's Psycho

Hollywood
Your folly would
Kill them quick!
In a psychological thriller or gangster flick!
By a Hitchcock, a Scorsese, a Tarantino or a Kubrick
Like corporate broadcast news' sensationalist trick
Staring: a Hannity, a Morgan, a Cooper or a Couric
Give you an honest white face, or some smoking hot chick
See BS on CBS, or "Only On FOX", you take your pick:

Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction

Ebola allowed to knock blacks on their back!
The fictional ALZ-113 virus melds nicely with that
The ISIS Syrian problem landed on Bush's Iraq
Media backed off their Russian, Crimean attack
Palestinian death fodder, on Canada's Global News Hour
Scripted media lines always say "local police scour"
Homeland meets 24, meets The Walking Dead
Daily Western news for the freakshow in your Eraserhead

CIA, FBI, KGB MI5 and 6 each had their staring role
Jason Bourne, Blackbriar, Treadstone and mind control
The Departed, Skyfall, No Way Out's sleeper Yuri mole
CNN Breaking News, is No Chicken Soup For The Soul

American Homeland Security is a phony terrorist patrol
Makes you wanna vomit after eating a whole damn bowl!
JFK the movie debunked the shot from "the grassy knoll"
That was like, so Oliver Stone
Like you know, real life on Game of Thrones

You could always give FX's The Americans a try
Cold war paranoia has you convinced why
On your neighbor you should keep a close eye
Keep America safe from a terrorist or dirty commi spy
FOX's O'Reilly Factor logic, only need apply
Cultivate your white male outrage, for the other guy!