Canadian Conservatives
Contaminate democracy
With their use of additives
Like bill C-23.
Our democracy's
Not trans fat free,
It's sluggish, over weight and unhealthy;
Diagnosed with a clogged artery.
PC Minister Pierre Poilievre (pwah-lee-evr)
Plans to give;
Campaign advantage,
To Conservatives;
Like reckless spending was to Bev;
Like Dimitri Soudas' Eve, imperative.
Elections Canada drove Harper crazy,
If he doesn't want a 2015 - maybe
He should abort his Poilievre"tar baby"!
Harper's sticky black bastard child
A product of sowing his robo oats wild.
Tar baby to blacks means more than sticky
Like Fair Elections to democracy's quite tricky
Disenfranchised voters can't afford to be picky
Conservative foreplay is called a quickie!
Conservative democracy grew a fat belly
Watching too many polls on the parliament telly
Excluding voters will make Conservatives smelly,
Like Canadians bent over with no petroleum jelly!
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