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| TTC boss Byford 'not happy' about new streetcar delivery delays |
How old are they?
The TTC forgot Canada was cold
What's more, and even quite bold
Bombardier was paid for
New streetcars not sold
Usually when you make a purchase
You expect prompt, reliable service
3 out of 43 streetcars,
You expect prompt, reliable service
3 out of 43 streetcars,
Makes us feel worthless
Broken promises
Broken promises
Makes all of us nervous,
By 2019,
By 2019,
We could lose our shirts and go shirtless
Toronto streetcars are so old...
How old are they?
They hired a blacksmith to have the metal parts rolled
The TTC forgot:
How old are they?
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| How do TTC promises stack up? |
The TTC forgot:
The Battle of York did unfold
Andy Byford's attempts were put on hold
Andy Byford's attempts were put on hold
Toronto strives hard to be world class
So why is the TTC stuck in the past?
Why is transit in Ontario so damn incompatible?
The Toronto Transit Commission is so intractable
Political fixes, so far, have been laughable
In spite of this, Ontarians remain affable
So why is the TTC stuck in the past?
Why is transit in Ontario so damn incompatible?
The Toronto Transit Commission is so intractable
Political fixes, so far, have been laughable
In spite of this, Ontarians remain affable
In the Greater Toronto Area
Transit causes mass hysteria
One of many a problem
With no willingness to solve'em
Municipal funding is bad for transit
In B.C., the province was willing to chance it
Could a provincial transit system be the answer?
So fare box funding doesn't spread like cancer
Transit causes mass hysteria
One of many a problem
With no willingness to solve'em
Municipal funding is bad for transit
In B.C., the province was willing to chance it
Could a provincial transit system be the answer?
So fare box funding doesn't spread like cancer
Come on Ms. Wynne
Don't shirk!
Put our income tax cheddar to work
TTC fares done gone berserk
Come on Ms. Wynne
Put our income tax cheddar to work
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| "Toronto’s streetcars are so old, the TTC has a blacksmith make parts for them because they aren’t available anywhere else." |
Come on Ms. Wynne
Give dem purse strings a jerk!
Give your government booty a twerk!
Entice a TTC subsidy from the provinces bank clerk!
Give your government booty a twerk!
Entice a TTC subsidy from the provinces bank clerk!
"Hop on the bus Gus"
"We [do] have to discuss much"
In Ontario the fare box is a crutch
Government is way out of touch
The province and the feds need to go Dutch
Conservatism means, government don't pay much!
In Ontario the fare box is a crutch
Government is way out of touch
The province and the feds need to go Dutch
Conservatism means, government don't pay much!
Toronto streetcars are on a street named Dire!
Under politicians
"Come on baby, light [a] fire"
By next winter,
Toronto's streetcars will need a funeral pyre
We want "A Streetcar Named [what the people] Desire"
Under politicians
"Come on baby, light [a] fire"
By next winter,
Toronto's streetcars will need a funeral pyre
We want "A Streetcar Named [what the people] Desire"
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