Wednesday, September 23, 2015

A Match Made in Ottawa

Young boy                                                                                
The press misspelled your name 
Then the daggers emerged  
And the guilty assigned blame 
Our leaders dismissed our total and utter shame, 
Canada was once a sanctuary 
With prestige and acclaim 

Seeing young Alan Kurdi on the beach, lain! 
When it's our laser guided missiles 
That are trained 
On targets using CF-18
Jet fighter planes;
It's our bombs showering down   
Like torrential rains, 
Adding to Syria's collective pains;
An ill thought out mission by Conservative brains!                    
A McDonnell Douglas/Boeing 

Many sought the refuge 
That many were denied 
It wasn't by choice 
How little Alan died
For a 3 year old boy, 
For once, 
The whole world cried;
As our leaders tightly clutched,
Their lonely, false pride;                                                                                     
Now the truth cannot be decried,
No camera angle can hide 
Our adult, human eye spied

Only a dead toddler  
Can inspire press fodder!
A dead mother or a brother 
Gets a "why bother"
The press snatch the story 
Then abscond like a robber 
Beat us with it, daily 
On our heads with a clobber 
Their glazed over eyes,
And chins covered in slobber!

Mention housing refugees
Like someone with cat allergies, 
Is bound to break a sneeze 
From the spotlight Harper flees
Like someone cut the cheese
Then he puts on the squeeze 
On those with the loudest pleas!

Mister Harper, please!
You treat people like a disease 
You want the downtrodden 
On their knees 
What the heck's with these, 
Undemocratic, policies?

Immigration Minister 
Mister Christopher Alexander 
Your phallic must be                                                                                                   
A limp salamander;
Your talking points suddenly lost all their candour 
A big thanks to you 
Conservatives look blander
On Mansbridge prime time 
Our PM declined
As a way to save his behind
To allow victims of war crime,
Those fleeing Syria to find 
A home to lay their head 
But really what he said, 
Was he'd much rather instead 
Turn ISIS blood red 

Form a Military Corps
Support protracted war                                                                              
Trudeau takes aim at
government's citizenship
rules during Islamic conference
While you do your best to ignore 
Dead babies washed ashore

Harper wants boots on the ground 
Now how does that sound?                                                      
Was endless revenue found?
It's not so profound
Yet continues to astound

The tired old fight 
For elusive world peace
Taxpayers, still getting fleeced;
Politics in the West                                                              
Hasn't changed in the least 
Promotion of war, refuses to cease

Does Canada want a government, 
Always hitting a foul ball?
Are we Duffy's "kids in short pants down the hall"?
For some, Stephen Harper's words seemed to enthral
For others it didn't mean a damn thing at all!

Stephen Harper explains
 'old-stock Canadians' comment
Harper said of Canadians in the last leaders debate 
There's three stratified categories he could relate; 
Currently in Canada that we know of to date;
I'll make my point soon, 
So just patiently wait!
I think we already know 
Who he considers second rate

Hmm...OK...let's see
In what category could you possibly be?                                                 
So here are the three:
"New, and Existing and Oldstock Canadian"
Which are you?                                                                                                         
Old stock Scot, French, Irish or Brit                                                              
Which Right-wing Strategist
Inspired Harper's 'Old Stock'?
Cracking the coded message
 within Tory leader's
debate comment.
Come on now get with it, 
Maybe you're New-
Syrian, Tamil or Russian Jew 
Or Existing-Black, Polish and Asian too
If you were excluded what can you do?
Our government's not sure where you fit
It would seem in fair old Canada 
There's an ethnicity split!

In any case 
The fact remains 
Canada's Prime Minister 
Is pulling the reins 
Towards total control over our lives 
It'll be Conservative austerity 
If our future survives
We could all get a Greek case                                                                      
Universal drug plan?
Docs say it would save
money, help Canadians

Of the economic hives 
When deeper global recession arrives
When Harper's failed marriage with big oil collides
It'll be like making divorce payments 
To two of his wives!

Canadian society has some really big issues!
Mental health needs more funding 
Not a bloody box of tissues!
Transit in Canada got stuffed in a drawer 
The TTC and Miway are a huge dinosaur                                    
Why are there ballooning police budgets, 
With dropping crime rates?
In a numbers game just nudge it              
Conservatives must fudge it 
Gain our trust, we take the bait                                                   
Canada is officially the fifty first state!

Canada keeps building more super jails
An unproven model that miserably fails!
Conservative policies and spending 
Only ousting them curtails;                                                
This runaway government train
Has gone off the rails!

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