The Dumb Chronicles

Young, Dumb,

and full of some?

That's not how the saying goes;

What was that on Monica's clothes?

Bill wasn't exactly young;

Would Monica say Bill was sprung?

After the wash was wrung,
Monica's clothes were well hung.

Stupid is, as stupid was?

Don't do what Forrest does;

Cabinet minister Bernier; that was rich;

He left Canada's top secrets with a Hells Angels biker, which;

made Julie Couillard the scapegoat; now that's a bitch. 

Hash and weed are all you'll concede;
you may need,
but if you got the munchies you will feed.
Heroin and crack, they say you'll have a heart-attack?
To some it's "never come back".
Except in Toronto, where the mayor does crack.
If you want help, you'll die waiting from a heart attack.
Otherwise, lock you up they will;
The Toronto Police kill, the mentally ill.

There once was a PM named Harper
Who considered that he was sharper.
Liberals he hated,
Chastised and berated.
Many think him a carper.