Dumbass

Flipping through the paper
To see how dumbmockracy
Is faring;
Who's banging who,
And who's just plain uncaring.

In Toronto
Doug Ford's
Rabble rousing again;
Right on time,
With a chime,
As loud as Big Ben.                                      

He wants  a group home
Of autistic kids,
Kicked to the curb;
He says
They're loud and unruly,
And the neighbor's they disturb.

Another politician with
Bats in the belfry
Centering on the underprivileged                                      
because they're not wealthy.

Next to the hills
Of Hollywood we go
To visit,
Sean Penn and Charlize;
He like's em blonde you know!
Maybe he's not over
His lust for Madonna,
You think he ties up Charlize
In her Dolce&Gabbana?

In the crime fighting halls
Of Washington's D.O.J;
Eric Holder announced
Serious charges he did lay;
Against a military outfit
Of Chinese hackers called
unit 61398.
A strategic, political tactic
Because saving face
Could not wait.

In Canada
We ignore politics
So let's zone out on sport,
Get behind the Habs
English Canada's falling short!
If a Liberal minister said tar baby
Conservatives would yell abort!
Since we're stuck with Poilievre
His racism we should thwart.
Investment in youth is nil
Unless you're the wealthy sort.

Prince Charles
Drew first blood
Comparing Putin
to Hitler;
The war rhetoric's
Ramping up
Threatening,
To go out of kilter.

There's no original ideas,
No creativity,
No economic vision anymore;
The best thing they can think of                                  
Is let's resort to war!

Look what happened
To the last guy,
Prince Charles found in his bed.
Is Putin even aware,

Crimea's where he lays his head?
Someone should remind Putin,                            
What happened to Dodi Al-Fayed.