Psychos With Weak Hearts

What's the number one prescribed drug in the U.S.?

Take a second,

Take a wild guess!

You couldn't have guessed it in a million years.

It's a drug to help allay their fears.

If you guessed weed, heroin or crack

You're not far off, but on the wrong track. 

According to Terry O'Reilly's yak 

Big pharma must sell, more of it than smack,

It's an anti psychotic, called Abilify 

If you consider Dahmer or Bundy-

You needn't ask why-

Big Pharma profits off the mentally awry?

While American Psychos 

Like John Connolly, 

Work for the F.B.I. 

Haha you say, 

Funny guy!                           

What's the number one prescribed drug in Canada you ask? 

It comes in a pill bottle, but should come in a flask

So we can slurp it with our morning coffee

It's a drug called Crestor                                                                 

So we don't get a heart attack, 

While playing hockey;

AstraZenaca makes it 

They're from London not Milwaukee       

Getting back to coffee                                                            

Not the one flavored like toffee

Canada's number one home brew 

Without further ado

Is Maxwell House!

In America it's Folgers!

Who knew!

Just think, 

If they gave Charlie Manson Abilify

Abigail Folger wouldn't have had to die

Hey what do you get if you cross- 

A Canadian with an American

After a dose of Western medicine

After being diagnosed 

By their Big Pharma flunky, physician?

Why, you get,

A serial killer with a heart condition!